[vincesanity82]

Jonathan Lee Riches recently filed a handwritten lawsuit against embattled Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick alleging everything from stolen copyrighted property to "microwave testing" to a shady arms deal with Iran. In his latest dispatch, Riches, a prisoner in Salters, S.C., demands the judge in the case recuse himself. He doesn't actually name the judge. Now, Riches alleges Hizzoner has certain conflicts of interest that could taint the previously filed case. That's the one, legal scholars no doubt recall, where he claims Vick stole Riches' dogs for dogfighting purposes, sold them on eBay and used the proceeds to buy missiles from the Iranian government. In that filing, Riches demanded $63 billion "backed by gold and silver," and delivered by Atlanta-based UPS, for his trouble. In the Aug. 6 motion, Riches ticks off a slew of alleged violations of his state and federal constitutional rights and says he wants the judge's "yearly financial disclosure forms." He lobs in a few more complaints against Vick, claiming No. 7 "hired robotic guards" at the prison Riches is in, and that Vick supposedly sold Riches' name to a CNN producer. That's not all. "Michael Vick threw snowballs at plaintiff's car," the motion alleges. -- Atlanta Journal-Constitution

seriously, is this guy smoking crack..

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[Lefty Noob]

Robotic guards? Sold his name? Good Lord, I can't stop laughing. I hope this guy writes a book.

[vincesanity82]

Originally Posted by Lefty Noob

Robotic guards? Sold his name? Good Lord, I can't stop laughing. I hope this guy writes a book.

Hey I'd buy and read it, this guy is unreal..and you guys thought I was making up the whole iran missiles bit..geez..

[Lefty Noob]

Originally Posted by vincesanity82

Hey I'd buy and read it, this guy is unreal..and you guys thought I was making up the whole iran missiles bit..geez..

Oh yeah, I'd buy it in a second! That would be the funniest book I've read since "Non Campus Mentis"

[Bette]

He's just bored, and has a wild imagination.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by Lefty Noob

Oh yeah, I'd buy it in a second! That would be the funniest book I've read since "Non Campus Mentis"

I think the money should go back to the tax payers that are footing the bill for this yoyo