[vincesanity82]

As if Michael Vick didn't have enough troubles, he may have to fork over $63 billion — that's billion, with a B — if one Jonathan Lee Riches prevails in court.
The aptly named Riches' lawsuit against Vick, filed this week in U.S. District Court in Richmond, was handwritten. That's because Riches is currently a guest of the Graybar Hotel in South Carolina (it's not clear which town; his handwriting's a little hard to read). The lawsuit does not explain what landed Riches in the clink, but does spell out a number of dastardly allegations: that Vick supposedly stole Riches' dogs for dogfighting purposes, opened credit cards in Riches' name and stole his copyrighted property. ("Mr. Vick uses my name to sell T-shirts," the suit alleges at one point).

But wait. It gets worse.
Riches claims that Vick sold the pilfered pooches on eBay and used the proceeds to purchase missles from the Iranian government, that he has "plead (sic) allegiance to Al-quaeda" and has subjected Riches to "microwave testing."
Riches is demanding $63 billion "backed by gold and silver." Should he prevail against Atlanta's erstwhile sports hero, at least another hometown team will benefit: he wants the loot delivered by Atlanta-based UPS.

Prisoner sues Vick for $63 billion | ajc.com

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by vincesanity82

As if Michael Vick didn't have enough troubles, he may have to fork over $63 billion — that's billion, with a B — if one Jonathan Lee Riches prevails in court.
The aptly named Riches' lawsuit against Vick, filed this week in U.S. District Court in Richmond, was handwritten. That's because Riches is currently a guest of the Graybar Hotel in South Carolina (it's not clear which town; his handwriting's a little hard to read). The lawsuit does not explain what landed Riches in the clink, but does spell out a number of dastardly allegations: that Vick supposedly stole Riches' dogs for dogfighting purposes, opened credit cards in Riches' name and stole his copyrighted property. ("Mr. Vick uses my name to sell T-shirts," the suit alleges at one point).

I was pretty good until we got to the paragraph below

Originally Posted by vincesanity82

But wait. It gets worse.
Riches claims that Vick sold the pilfered pooches on eBay and used the proceeds to purchase missles from the Iranian government, that he has "plead (sic) allegiance to Al-quaeda" and has subjected Riches to "microwave testing."
Riches is demanding $63 billion "backed by gold and silver." Should he prevail against Atlanta's erstwhile sports hero, at least another hometown team will benefit: he wants the loot delivered by Atlanta-based UPS.

Prisoner sues Vick for $63 billion | ajc.com

[vincesanity82]

can you even sell animals on ebay??

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by vincesanity82

can you even sell animals on ebay??

Probably not but that just falls in line with the rest of the suit .... 63 BILLION !!

[vincesanity82]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

Probably not but that just falls in line with the rest of the suit .... 63 BILLION !!

I know a little over the top, I get visions of Dr. Evil putting his pinkie to his lips, “63 BILLION dollars! - Moo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha”

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by vincesanity82

I know a little over the top, I get visions of Dr. Evil putting his pinkie to his lips, “63 BILLION dollars! - Moo-hoo-ha-ha-ha-ha”

Too much TV Vince ... way too much.

[vincesanity82]

but then 30 billion goes to the govt right? so really hes only ending up 33 billion, and what can you buy with that..

[LSC9901]

Originally Posted by vincesanity82

but then 30 billion goes to the govt right? so really hes only ending up 33 billion, and what can you buy with that..

I'll bet he's hoping ... FREEDOM !!!

[Lefty Noob]

After reading this, I fully expected the source to be the Onion. The fact that this is quite possibly a real lawsuit frightens me to no end.

[vincesanity82]

Originally Posted by Lefty Noob

After reading this, I fully expected the source to be the Onion. The fact that this is quite possibly a real lawsuit frightens me to no end.

very much real lefty, craaazy things happinin' in hotlanta..

[Lefty Noob]

Originally Posted by vincesanity82

very much real lefty, craaazy things happinin' in hotlanta..

Well, the suit alleges that he was buying missles from Iran. Guess now we know what the secret compartment in the waterbottle was for.

[vincesanity82]

Originally Posted by Lefty Noob

Well, the suit alleges that he was buying missles from Iran. Guess now we know what the secret compartment in the waterbottle was for.

yea I dont know about the 2nd paragraph..but if thats also true, killing dogs will be is the last of his worries..

[azrael492]

If he is not in jail for life, he should have more time added on for being ignorant.

[Bette]

This is a joke I tell you. Some idiot may think to jump on the band wagon but that's because he's as mentally challenged as Vick to get involved with this in the first place

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by LSC9901

Probably not but that just falls in line with the rest of the suit .... 63 BILLION !!

Nice freakin waste of tax payer money...I would double the dudes sentence...for making a mockery out of the legal system