[Trashed]

Bat-fan...dont worry about the "Paris Hilton Dance Club" too much. I assure you it will go the way of the Spice Girls and Britney "Fat Abused Wife" Spears in time.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by Trashed

Bat-fan...dont worry about the "Paris Hilton Dance Club" too much. I assure you it will go the way of the Spice Girls and Britney "Fat Abused Wife" Spears in time.

Quick Trashed...if you had to take one...Paris Hilton or Spears...don't think man...jsut blurt it out!...

[Trashed]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

Quick Trashed...if you had to take one...Paris Hilton or Spears...don't think man...jsut blurt it out!...

Spears. Easy. She had a body...once. Who could forget those tight spandex shorts? Those legs!

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National Ledger Did the Cardinals Warn Leinart on Drinking, Paris Hilton Photos?
National Ledger, AZ - May 16, 2006
By Josh Hart. Arizona Cardinals QB Matt Leinart is telling anyone that will listen that he's really not the 'Hollywood' guy everyone is making him out to be. ...
Leinart angered by media criticism Cincinnati Enquirer
Change of scenery just what doctor ordered for Leinart USA Today
Cards kick off 2-week rookie camp Arizona Republic
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Tue, 16 May 2006 19:20:00 GMT

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[Lefty Noob]

Follow up here. It looks like the team wants him to cool it with this kind of stuff. According to published tabloid reports -- an always reliable source of sporting information, by the way -- Arizona officials "think his Hollywood lifestyle and dating Paris Hilton may be distracting him... They especially do not want him photographed drinking in public!"

[Trashed]

Leftys post is exactly what im talking about. Paris Hilton doesnt have a job while Leinhart does as the QB of the Cards. Thats why Paris stays up all night, does coke and her life is excercise of hedonism. Leinharts life cannot imitate the skinny, squinting blond in the least. If it does his NFL career will make Lawrence Phillip's a success.

[MJHMarc]

Paris Hilton is a certified party animal. She gets paid $???,???,??? to go to parties. And on top of all of that, she gets free goody bags with awesome prizes.

Matt Leinart is a certified NFL quarterback. He gets paid $???,???,??? to play football games. And on top of that, he gets free jerseys to wear with stitched numbers.

Sounds like a good couple to me!

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by MJHMarc

Paris Hilton is a certified party animal. She gets paid $???,???,??? to go to parties. And on top of all of that, she gets free goody bags with awesome prizes.

Matt Leinart is a certified NFL quarterback. He gets paid $???,???,??? to play football games. And on top of that, he gets free jerseys to wear with stitched numbers.

Sounds like a good couple to me!

I think Matt has to actually play a game first...

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National Ledger Matt Leinart Takes Cardinals Advice, Blows Off Paris Hilton
National Ledger, AZ - May 24, 2006
A report last week said that former USC quarterback Matt Leinart was given a bit of a warning from his new NFL team the Arizona Cardinals to be careful with ...
Check-Out Time for Leinart Los Angeles Times
Matt Leinart Heeds Lesson of Jessica Simpson Ex Lachey Post Chronicle
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Thu, 25 May 2006 06:12:00 GMT

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[Lefty Noob]

Oh dear, looks like the latest saga in this ongoing love story is a tragedy of Shakespearian magnitude. Threatened by the evil Arizona Cardinals organization, our beleaguered hero Matt Leinart has been forced to cast aside his Juliet, dame Paris Hilton, and live a life of chastity and football. O, woe to those star-crossed lovers, torn asunder by the whims of an NFL owner.

But what's this? A new development? Ah, it seems Leinart was simply temporarily under the spell of this Jezebel Paris. He has since gone on to find the next, current love-of-his-life, an unnamed young lass whose name is being withheld from those who would do their blossoming romance harm. And it appears that Matt's friends approve of his current belle, as they have given the young lovers their heartfelt blessing as poor Matt struggled to overcome the mystic hold of that dark temptress who had tried to woo him over to the dark side. Perhaps the story has a happy ending after all.

Oh, to be young and in love.... sigh...

...

...

Okay, was that too much?

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by Lefty Noob

Oh dear, looks like the latest saga in this ongoing love story is a tragedy of Shakespearian magnitude. Threatened by the evil Arizona Cardinals organization, our beleaguered hero Matt Leinart has been forced to cast aside his Juliet, dame Paris Hilton, and live a life of chastity and football. O, woe to those star-crossed lovers, torn asunder by the whims of an NFL owner.

But what's this? A new development? Ah, it seems Leinart was simply temporarily under the spell of this Jezebel Paris. He has since gone on to find the next, current love-of-his-life, an unnamed young lass whose name is being withheld from those who would do their blossoming romance harm. And it appears that Matt's friends approve of his current belle, as they have given the young lovers their heartfelt blessing as poor Matt struggled to overcome the mystic hold of that dark temptress who had tried to woo him over to the dark side. Perhaps the story has a happy ending after all.

Oh, to be young and in love.... sigh...

...

...

Okay, was that too much?

Had you put it into verse, perhaps...let me give it a shot...


(Forgetting Paris)

Oh C-list temptress of the night,
Who keeps my passes from taking flight,

Be gone I say from me this day,
And keep me not from the field of play,

Of thy venomous cup, I'll taste no more,
...For I was breed for football lore.

[Lefty Noob]

Touching, Gotham. In a Hallmark Card sort of way.

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by Lefty Noob

Touching, Gotham. In a Hallmark Card sort of way.

All kidding a side, I once almost chucked away my Engineering career to go write for Hallmark in Missouri...then I came to my senses...

[Trashed]

Originally Posted by Gotham Dark Knight

All kidding a side, I once almost chucked away my Engineering career to go write for Hallmark in Missouri...then I came to my senses...

Engineering career??? Damn! I cant even get hired to clean toilets at a movie theater!!! No joke!!

[Gotham Dark Knight]

Originally Posted by Trashed

Engineering career??? Damn! I cant even get hired to clean toilets at a movie theater!!! No joke!!

Hang in there Trashed...I have had those types of days my friend...I remember once upon a time being in between jobs and getting turned down by McDonalds...and a Bill Collector giving me a hard time...to which I answered..."Hey, if you can get freakin McDonald's to give me a call, maybe I can pay the your bill"...or the time during a Hurricane I opened up the ballroom at a Hotel for people getting out of a storm and got royally chewed out by the owner of the place (I was a front desk clerk) for putting people in an uninsured room...Always darkest before the dawn my friend...

On the other hand, now that Matt is gone, Paris might be looking for a new Boy Toy...a man of your caliber should be high on her list...look, I know how you feel about Paris...but hey, its a stepping stone towards a celebrity career... ...next thing you know...its JLo or Jennifer Garner...