[Tuck4Bama]

Originally Posted by Tuck4Bama

According to a study to be published on Friday, two of the world's
leading climatologists have gone on record saying that the extreme heat
in the Southeast is not a result of global warming. The two Swedish
experts have identified the source of the heat as being centralized in
the great state of Alabama. According to their findings, it is a
localized phenomenon that has occurred 9 times in the last 25 years.
Apparently, every time the University of Alabama hires a new football
coach the collective hot air espoused from the "Bama Nation" about
National and Conference championships and premature recruiting
"commitments" actually causes a significant increase in air temperatures
in the Southern US. The study went on to confirm that the natural
progression of the following events will cause the heat wave to subside
rather rapidly after the first of September.

Sorry all,
I couldn't resist this one

I thought Simon would like this one.

[Stoney]

Originally Posted by Tuck4Bama

I thought Simon would like this one.

Same post twice in the same forum.... Simon still can't grasp this is a joke.

[RabidVolsFan]

Originally Posted by Stoney

How about the pressure from the fans is causing global warming. They already call Saban Satan in national magazines. So I guess they think Alabama is Hell. That must really be upsetting to other teams when they get told go to hell. Seriously, how do other teams view coming into Tuscaloosa?

They probably feel better now since the awful rumor about some dude named Spurrier turned Bama down. Be it known Bama fans, the SEC doesnt fear Nickie.VOLS RULE!!!!!

[Stoney]

Originally Posted by RabidVolsFan

They probably feel better now since the awful rumor about some dude named Spurrier turned Bama down. Be it known Bama fans, the SEC doesnt fear Nickie.VOLS RULE!!!!!

Is there any truth to the rumor that Jenny Craig has been seen in Knoxville? Maybe Fulmer is getting a makeover for his next job interview? Saban is going to introduce his own version of Smackdown come the third Saturday in October.

[Lefty Noob]

I loved the picture they just showed on ESPN Gameday - Saban holding money bags and wearing a Michigan shirt. Heh heh heh!

[Stoney]

Did you notice that LSU fans are more concerned with Alabama than VA Tech sporting Anti-Saban slogans. Now that has rivalry written all over it.

[Lefty Noob]

Originally Posted by Stoney

Did you notice that LSU fans are more concerned with Alabama than VA Tech sporting Anti-Saban slogans. Now that has rivalry written all over it.

The fans seemed to know the Tigers would have little trouble handling the Hokies, and while confidence like that is usually dangerous, wouldn't you know they were right? Still, they better not be overlooking EVERYONE on their schedule just to get to you guys.

[Stoney]

It is the date with destiny ever since the "F" Alabama comment Les Miles has been smiling. Alabama is going to be up for that game Les intentionally disrespected the program and the fans with that comment so LSU must pay! November 3rd he will pay and pay dearly. ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!

[simple simon]

ok, now he really needs to be fired

Stoney assured me Bama would win the National Championship, and now Saban went and screwed that up by losing to the Dawgs

clearly the loss was all Saban's fault and he needs to be fired

[BamaGal4ever]

Originally Posted by simple simon

ok, now he really needs to be fired

Stoney assured me Bama would win the National Championship, and now Saban went and screwed that up by losing to the Dawgs

clearly the loss was all Saban's fault and he needs to be fired

Simple, if you're trying to get a rise out of Bama fans over that comment, I'm sorry to say it was a feeble attempt. Come on, hunny chile. I know you can do better.

[bamatothecore]

That why he is called Simple Simon!

Roll Tide!!!

[BamaGal4ever]

Originally Posted by bamatothecore

That why he is called Simple Simon!

Roll Tide!!!

Precisely, sugar.

[Stoney]

Originally Posted by simple simon

ok, now he really needs to be fired

Stoney assured me Bama would win the National Championship, and now Saban went and screwed that up by losing to the Dawgs

clearly the loss was all Saban's fault and he needs to be fired

Simple there is still a chance Alabama must win out the rest of thier games. When they do that it will be hard to ignore the SEC Champion not going to the BCS game. Besides the rest of the teams still have some tough games ahead of themselves. It is quite possible nobody will be undefeated this season.

[Lefty Noob]

Originally Posted by Stoney

Simple there is still a chance Alabama must win out the rest of thier games. When they do that it will be hard to ignore the SEC Champion not going to the BCS game. Besides the rest of the teams still have some tough games ahead of themselves. It is quite possible nobody will be undefeated this season.

I'd say there's a very good chance of that.

For my money, LSU's probably got the team that could do it, but with that SEC schedule, I don't think they will.

WVU may have a chance. USF, Rutgers and a struggling Louisville team are their toughest challenges.

[Stoney]

Originally Posted by Lefty Noob

I'd say there's a very good chance of that.

For my money, LSU's probably got the team that could do it, but with that SEC schedule, I don't think they will.

WVU may have a chance. USF, Rutgers and a struggling Louisville team are their toughest challenges.

WVU is going down... South Florida is going to put it on them.